We apologize for taking so long to find you, our unmarked van was stuck in traffic. The guys in white have your favorite fitted jacket, you know the one with the nice long wraparound straps that you liked so well. Your room has been fixed up just how you like it too!  We have even added new softer padding in the walls. If you can just hang on a few more minutes we will be there and get you all fixed up. We know you can't wait for the new version of Thorazine we have created just for you, its a wonderful ride into the land of Nod.
Oh, and here we are... just a tiny stick, Ahhh there now, isn't that just so much better... Yes, we knew that you would be oh so very happy. Now lets just slip your arms into your jacket... there that's a good little sheep... yes, yes, easy now... watch your little head on the door. That's a good sheep. Easy now, we just have to fasten this cool new Goth seat belt, yes it's a chain but, its a very cool chain, all shiny, kinda Punk, Emo, Goth, with a little Hells Angels styling sprinkled on top, it's the latest fashion, your so hip. Yes, now isn't that better.
Now don't you worry, we have a surprise for you!.. Yes we do. We are going to pick up a couple of your friends along the way to keep you company. Yes that's their chains rattling in the back, they are going to get nice jackets too!  Isn't that wonderful? Now you just lay your head back and relax... Everything is gonna be just fine, you will never have to worry about another thing, ever again.  We are going to take care of you, no more bills, no more annoying phone calls, no more work, you never have to do another thing. Oh, and all of those people that got on your nerves, you don't ever have to worry about them again either. Yes, we have trains loaded with them going Far, Far away so you they won't ever bother you again. Isn't that wonderful? Yes, yes now, you are very sleepy, your eyes are tired, your head is heavy, so sleepy... sleep... sleep... "Damn finally! Turn here Joe, yes dangit! Right here. The sheeps best friend lives just around the corner, there, that one with the kid in the driveway." Floyd Alsbach