Floyd Alsbach
Stuckist Painter
-Tea drinkin', big fat stupid ugly hayseed... ham fisted knuckle dragger, gun totin'Bambi killer, white trash Narcoleptic hillbilly, and he's a dang fisheatin' Papist! Oh yeah and... get this... he thinks he's an artist!
-When tempted to melancholy I suspect that Hell is constant condescension from Saducees.
-A contrarian is a curmudgeon with a good education.
- Got me a couple o'dem ol' thangs called degrees, from way, way back in da'day. Strangely enough for a dumb ol' hillbilly, I'm a habitual autodidact.
University of Missouri, Columbia MFA 1985
Columbia College, Columbia MO BFA 1981
Majors: Painting, Drawing & Printmaking
Minor: Art History (No major in Art History because of a distinct lack of talent in other languages.)
St. Pius X High School, Festus MO 1976
Our Lady's Elementary, Festus MO 1972