Floyd Alsbach
Stuckist Painter
-Tea drinkin', big fat stupid ugly hayseed... ham fisted knuckle dragger, gun totin'Bambi killer, white trash Narcoleptic hillbilly, and he's a dang fisheatin' Papist! Oh yeah and... get this... he thinks he's an artist!
-"When tempted to melancholy I suspect that Hell is constant condescension from Saducees."
-"A contrarian is a curmudgeon with a good education."
